July 17th, 2011, 5:00 pm

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Call my name and save me from the dark / bring my blood to run / before I come undone / save me from the nothing I've become
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Reply Wolfie_Inu, April 28th, 2011, 9:01 am

OK, sy's natuurlik nie nou fisies 10 000 jaar oud nie, maar tyd staan nie heeltemaal stil binne in daai kapsules nie. Vergelyk drie bladsye gelede. Haar ouderdom het tred gehou met Louwrens s'n, so sy's nou omtrent 17.

Die SAS Mendi bestaan werklik (as 'n gewone skip), en is na SS Mendi van die 2de Wêreldoorlog vernoem.

OK, she's obviously not physically 10,000 years old now, but time doesn't stand completely still in those capsules. Compare three pages ago. Her age has kept pace with Louwrens's, so she's about 17 now.

The SAS Mendi really exists (as a normal ship), and is named after the SS Mendi of WW2.


[Planet Marion, Marion System, Prince Edward Star Cluster, Republic of South Africa ...]
Unknown 1: Good, we're ready ... the next survivor kan now be brought 'round ...
Unknown 2: Announcement! Next survivor is being brought 'round ... 7883, Onoda, Jane ...

Crewman: Sorry sir, I don't understand ... why is everything happening in the brig? ...
Officer: But ... oh yeah, you're new here ...

Officer: They are awoken there in the cell because there was a problem on their ship ... they were all fully conscious while they were "sleeping"...
Crewman: Im- impossible! That was more than 10,000 years ... !
Officer: Exactly ... for that whole time, all their sensory input was completely suppressed ... / they are all utterly insane, and can be very dangerous ...

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Reply GabrielsThoughts, July 18th, 2011, 7:02 pm

Who defines what's sane in a world populated by talking monsters that look like they're half man, half bear, and half pig? Quick, someone check to see if she has Patrick Duffy for a leg. (this joke references Southpark, I know it's internationally known but I'm sure it's not global.)

Reply Wolfie_Inu, July 19th, 2011, 5:34 am

@GabrielsThoughts: Heh, well ... I know about South Park but I avoid it like the plague. Also anything by Seth MacFarlane.


Reply GabrielsThoughts, July 20th, 2011, 1:57 am

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and American Dad are all pretty bad... no plot and it's nothing but 15 second skits that lead nowhere. Southpark on the other hand is satire at it's finest. It makes fun of all the really bad shows, movies, and all the worst aspects of american pop culture and media. I guess it kind of helps if you know what they're making fun of, but In general when it's lame, it's intentionally lame.

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